Blood and Guts Friday
A vampyre candidate for governor in Minnesota backs public impaling of terrorists (via the Defeatists). He might find the forensic view of impaling from the Transylvanian Society of Dracula of some use in fulfilling his campaign promises.
The Donner party was not as hungry as previously thought.
PZ Myers offers snacks to welcome readers to his new site.
Apparently, it was Alito, not Ali Acga or the Butthole Surfers (mp3!), who shot the pope.