Monday, March 13, 2006

Head for the bunker

Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt on how to prepare for bird flu:
"When you go to the store and buy three cans of tuna fish, buy a fourth and put it under the bed. When you go to the store to buy some milk, pick up a box of powdered milk, put it under the bed. When you do that for a period of four to six months, you are going to have a couple of weeks of food. And that's what we're talking about."
What, no duct tape? Why exactly will bird flu disrupt food supplies?

I think the Onion has a better plan.

2 Comments:

At 3/13/2006 6:01 PM, Blogger Randy Anderson said...

This is funny! Thanks!

 
At 3/15/2006 6:39 AM, Blogger Comandante AgĂ­ said...

Does someone in the Bush administration own lots of stock in a tuna company?

 

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