Head for the bunker
Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt on how to prepare for bird flu:
"When you go to the store and buy three cans of tuna fish, buy a fourth and put it under the bed. When you go to the store to buy some milk, pick up a box of powdered milk, put it under the bed. When you do that for a period of four to six months, you are going to have a couple of weeks of food. And that's what we're talking about."What, no duct tape? Why exactly will bird flu disrupt food supplies?
I think the Onion has a better plan.